How to write real clunkier, and kinda awkward.

Hi I haven’t posted in a while, but thought I’d pen this. Ignore maxims, like ‘show don’t tell.’ I read an absurd thing in a book about creative writing. It compared 2 bits of writing, a piece of dialogue describing a man  dismissing a woman from her job. The first example used words like ‘sadness […] Read more…

A Slang Word For Penis.

I’m writing this blog post because I’m blocked. And I know that I’m blocked because I’ve spent fifteen minutes deciding whether to use ‘todger’ or ‘wanger’ as a reference to the male genitalia – and this mammoth decision, that no doubt will have a huge impact on the cannon of literature, is in a line of […] Read more…

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